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If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
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i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
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