So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
