its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
Randomize
