So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
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