Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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