we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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