I'm going to rape someone's good day.
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
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