So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
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