Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
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