her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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