i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
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