I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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