I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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