Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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