i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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