We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
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