You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
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