I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
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