Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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