I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
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