I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
Randomize
