So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
Randomize
