Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
Randomize
