Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
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