wakey wakey hands off snakey
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
I told the bartender that his red, white and blue shots were terrible and tasted like Thomas Jefferson's balls.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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