somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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