I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
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