I'm chasing vodka with french fries.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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