I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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