i don't like sucking hair
I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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