i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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