Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
You're completely useless in the revolution.
I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
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