Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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