Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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