He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
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