:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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