Porn is love you can see.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
I told the emergency room nurse I didn't want to stop and ruin the moment. She said safewords are there for a reason. Super condescending. Got her number though.
Turns out it's a fake number.
is it fun? or sober?
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
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