i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
