North Korea, Best Korea!
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
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