Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
third nipple confirmed
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
Randomize
