u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
Randomize
