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She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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