he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Randomize
