brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
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