Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
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