dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
Whoa!!! Accidentally took a dump in chick's bathroom at Red Robin. 1 hr for coast to be clear. Women's farts sound like geese taking last breath. Liars.
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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