mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
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