so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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