hotel room ftw
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
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