your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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